Shave n Wave

I,the careless me,was strolling near the balcony.
Suddenly,i heard a feminine scream-Boss,do u have sugar?
I rushed downstairs,opened the doors,n found a damsel in distress.
I said : yes,we have sugar.
She replied : Sorry,I think dat i banged d wrong door.
I said : why do you think so?
She replied : your beard does not make you look like a civilized guy.
I banged the door n grabbed my razor.
I cleaned my longgggggggggggg beard.
then I knocked the door of that sugar honey :P
She opened the door,n replied  'how can I help you?
I said : you need sugar dear.
She said : Sorry,I am unable to recognize you.
I said : you banged my door at 12:15 pm :P
She said : Ahh,you are a different person without your beard.
And then,she invited me for a cup of coffee :D




* My clean shaven look bowled her over.

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

* This is my 6th post
* This post is a response to Sammya's tag on his blog entry The Perfect Focus

* I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S.  movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 
   They are Sahil,Sammya & Nivedith

#WeirdBeard

A packed metro.A new station.A perfect rush.
Many unknown faces.
One beautiful face grabbed my attention.
Experienced that Love At First Sight phrase.
I tried my level best to reach near her.
After a long struggle,I tasted success.
I greeted 'Hello Miss'.
She ignored me.I thought that my voice was not loud enough.
I greeted her for the second time.
This time she said 'What do you want Mr Weird Beard'?
I was shocked at that completely new phrase. :P
Still,I regained my composure n replied 'Nothing ma'am,u looked too familiar' :P
Then my station arrived n I ran away.I stopped at a Men's salon n had a clean shave.
After a few weeks,again I saw the same beautiful face,this time in a shopping mall.
I went near her n greeted 'Hello Miss'.
She looked at me n replied 'Who are you'?
I replied 'Mr Weird Beard' :P
She remembered that incident n smiled.
She said 'Now you are Mr Lucky Charm' :D

* My clean shaven look bowled her over.

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

* This is my 5th post
* This post is a response to Sammya's tag on his blog entry Screwed 

* I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S.                movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 
   They are Sahil,Sammya & Nivedith

Shavezone

A long summer vacation.A warm sunny morning.An ever irritating alarm clock.And the speed at which time was flying away!
Finally,I woke up and prepared myself for a jogging session(Yes,i had kept my birthday resolution).
I stepped outside the confinement of boundaries of my house,stretched for a few minutes,
yawned 3-4 times and started jogging at the speed of a wounded Tortoise :P

I was almost drowsy.I was just dragging myself without any real motive.And,while taking a turn,
I bumped into someone who was on his/her top speed.Both of us fell down.
When i replenished my energy to stand up,I saw the glimpse of the 'person in motion'.
She was a pretty girl.And she was staring at me angrily.I went near her & said I am really sorry.
She started shouting-'Do not come near me.You look like a terrorist.Do not try to take advantage.'
With these lines,she stole my presence of mind.I was taken aback!
Me,a terrorist?What was so common between myself & a terrorist?
Then i remembered my long beard :P

Before the crowd could gather and show some 'Bhaigiri',I ran from the spot like a rabbit :P
And when i reached home,I cleaned the tag of a Terrorist with a razor.
After a few days,My college reopened.I went to attend my class.And,to my horror,That girl
walked into my classroom.As other seats were occupied,she sat near me.
I thought that now she will recognize me & 'Terrorist' will be my new name in college.
Suddenly she said Hello,I am Swati.I said are you a new student?She said yes,I am new in
this city.I said 'I think that we have met before.'

She said 'Really?I do not think so.' I suppressed a laugh and said 'Can't you recognize your Terrorist?'
She was shocked.She remained silent for a few moments and then both of us had a hearty laugh.
I apologized to her for the accidental crash and she did the same for her 'Terrorist' remark.
She said that she was unable to recognize me without my beard.She said now you look like
'Poster Boy' :P
I thanked her and thus began our Friendship.

My clean shaven look bowled her over.

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* This is my 4th post
* This post is a response to  Anita's tag on her post PASS the Attention 

I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words).

They are Sahil , Nivedith & Sammya

Caught And Bowled!

"Son,are you sick?"
These were the first lines spoken by my girlfriend's mother when we met for the first time.
I was surprised when I heard this million dollar question!
I asked myself ''How on the Earth can a 5"8 adult weighing 68 kg be sick?''
I thought that this might be a psychological test or a question which seeks a deep analysis.I started exercising my stem cells.Soon adrenaline rushed and my stem cells started functioning faster than a super computer.But,after a few seconds,my brain ran out of 'cache memory' and I was unable to reach at any concrete conclusion.

So,I thought that it would be better if I start counter questioning.
After all,attack is the best form of defense!So I shooted-Why do you think so Aunty?Do I look weak?
And then she replied-Beta,A male does not shave on two occasions,either he is heartbroken or he is sick.As you are in a relationship with my daughter,you are exempted from the first case,so you automatically come under the second case.

I silently cursed my stubble and tried to find an excuse.And finally I replied-Aunty,you know,I had a night shift so I did not get enough time to shave.She replied-Ok Beta,Make sure that you meet me after grooming yourself.
The next day,I cleaned my stubble & went to meet her again.And my girlfriend's mother gave a warm smile and hugged me :)

After all,First impression may not be the Last impression!
And Last impression may be the First impression.

My clean shaven look bowled her over.

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

* This is my 3rd post
* This post is a response to Sammya's tag on his blog entry Snapped....

I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 

They are Sahil,Sammya & Nivedith

Oh my stubble!

Roll Number 10-my class teacher screamed!
I woke up from a deep slumber(proud to be a back bencher).
I started the long walk and finally reached near her desk.
She stared at me and gave a 'Frosty Nosed stare'.
I was familiar with that well known stare,i knew that something unpleasant was coming,
so I started to gather my courage.
She screamed-This is a reputed school,not any caveman's school!
I was confused.I checked my uniform,belt,badge,shoes etc & then I realized that she was pointing towards my month long stubble :P
I said,Sorry ma'am,this will never happen again.She replied-"I can accept excuses for not submitting homework,but I can never excuse that bloddy stubble.Either clean it or enjoy a holiday at home.I will take care of your attendance record.The choice is yours".It was a really shocking bouncer!After the school hours,I rushed to the nearest shop to grab a razor,a shaving foam and a after shave lotion.And after reaching home,I ignored my homework and focused on cleaning my stubble.
The next day,my class teacher came near me during the assembly and said-Caveman has transformed into a Gentleman :D
I thanked my stars and proceeded towards my classroom!And,as per her words,my class teacher did not care about my 'never so punctual' homework.

My clean shaven look bowled her over.

*This is my second post.
*

I would like to tag 5 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 

They are Anita,Sammya,Shankar,Titas and Karan

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.




When emotions take over,I find no cover!

As a Child,i was fascinated with ice,
As a Teenager,i fell in love with Kashmir,
As a Lover,i had dreamed of snowfall,
As a Stranger,I am at Manali.

Time flew away,
Promises were forgotten,
Still,I am here,with some broken memories,
With some figments of my imagination.

I had dreamed of this moment,
I had waited for this moment,
And now,when I am living this moment
I feel that this moment was delayed beyond repair......

I am here with a Broken Heart,
I am here with an Unstable Mind, 
I am here with a Frozen soul,
I am here,But you are not!

Missing you more & more,
Missing you like never before.
Missing you is my habit,
No,i am not a 'Hobbit'.

Even the 'Sands of Time',
Are now well past their Prime,
I know that I am yours,
But you can never be mine!

P.S.
kindly ignore the mobile snaps!

A shave a day.......

Though i rarely attend my classes,i never miss my seminars and exams.So,after almost two months of self taken vacation,i went to attend a seminar.
And,all of a sudden, a junior girl came near me and said : Are you a Fresher?
I was taken aback!I remained silent and started to question myself 'How can a junior ask such a question to a senior?'She repeated the question.
I came back to my senses and I replied : do I look like a fresher?Can't u recognize me?
After hearing my voice,She recognized me at once and said 'oops!I am so sorry.Actually you are clean shaved after such a long time.So I was unable to recognize you.You look fresh.You look young.You look better.'
I was like "what?so many compliments in flat 5 seconds?"
I understood that "My clean shaven look bowled her over”
I said 'Thank You'and rushed to grab my seat.
Thank you my precious razor,for making my day a great one!

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.




I am accepting Sammya’s tag on his blog entry Barbaadi  and writing this post in response to the same


I would like to tag 5 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 

They are Anita,Sammya,Shankar,Titas and Karan

Make merry with Bacardi Breezer Cranberry!

A morning breeze refreshes your heart,an evening breeze refreshes your tired muscles.

Similarly,a Bacardi Breezer(Cranberry) refreshes your soul.Beer has a season but you can enjoy a Bacardi Breezer(Cranberry) without any reason.

Now coming to the main part-The taste of Bacardi Breezer Cranberry!Well can I?I mean should I?Shouldn't you explore the exotic taste yourself?Am I violating your personal freedom?

Okay,as I have started the trailer,I have to divulge the climax.

Bacardi Breezer Cranberry tastes like the Elixir Of Life-a refreshing alcoholic beverage with Cranberry Flavour and Sparkling water.Take one sip and u can't restrain yourself from gulping down a few bottles.A must have beverage for all Cranberry Lovers out there.

Cranberries are low,creeping shrubs with small evergreen leaves.The flowers are dark pink,with very distinct reflexed petals,leaving the style and stamens fully exposed and pointing forward.They are pollinated by bees.The fruit is a berry that is larger than the leaves of the plant.It is initially white,but turns into deep red when fully ripe.It is edible,with an acidic taste.

(source:wikipedia)

Now,Let us focus on our center of attraction 'Bacardi Breezer Cranberry'.It tastes sweeter than nectar.If someone says that Bacardi Breezer is only for girls,then strongly disagree coz Bacardi Breezer Cranberry is Unisexual.Both X and Y chromosomes have equal rights over Bacardi Breezer Cranberry :D

Oh,forgot to mention that Bacardi Breezer was the first entrant in the ready-to-drink category in India.It contains 4.8% alcohol v/v and comes in a slim and sleek bottle of 330 ml.Bacardi Breezer is a pre-mix of Bacardi rum with fruit juices.

If you are a first timer,then Bacardi Breezer Cranberry will be your trustworthy 'First Date'.It will neither destroy your taste buds(like beer) nor burn your throat(like rum).It is the perfect mix of taste and that so called 'Feeling High' quotient.

If you are a regular 42.8% v/v type of persona,still u should try Bacardi Breezer Cranberry,Only then you will realize that Life exists beyond 42.8% v/v :) 

On a 'Higher Note',an insignificant breeze was enough to blow away the dress of Marilyn Monroe,so just think about the force associated with a few Bacardi Breezer Cranberry bottles :P

   pic: http://www.bobiler.org/bu_monteyi_koymazsam_olurum____m221227n

P.S.

Just finished two bottles of Bacardi Breezer(Cranberry) while writing this blog.

So what are you waiting for?Open your Freezer and grab a Bacardi Breezer :)

This post ia a part of BREEZERINDIA.COM #CatchTheFlavour 

Healthcares touching lives-In a modern way!

Nobody wants to be sick.Nobody wants to die.And this necessity has led to the advancement of technology in the healthcare sector.This has become the biggest boon for the whole mankind.This has led to complete eradication of many deadly diseases or disease causing viruses.

Now,people are not afraid of snakes.Now people are not afraid of witches.That is the magic of modern technology in healthcare sector.Now people do not freak out when the doctor says-you are suffering from jaundice,they just visit the best healthcare unit which has the best doctors and the best equipments. That is the faith which the modern technology in healthcare sector has generated.

And,of course,the modern technology in healthcare sector is available in our own country too.so people do not need to visit other countries to get the best treatment.And this has become a reality only because of Apollo Hospital.Apollo Hospital has always believed in the sheer joy of living a stress-free life without having to worry about health.Take a look at the modern age technologies/treatments provided by Apollo Hospitals : http://www.apollohospitals.com/cutting-edge.php

The Angel in flesh & blood:Mother!

There are many religions.There are many holy books.But there is only one GOD,though he has many names(according to different religions and mythologies).Similarly,there are many relatives and family members,but there is only one MOTHER-The angel in flesh in blood who can do anything to protect her children.And,just like GOD,Mother has many names like Maa,Aai,Mummy,Momma,Mom etc.

A man may possess physical strength but only an woman possesses internal strength,the strength which enables her to face numerous difficulties while she carries a baby in her womb for 9 months.This strength enables her to survive the intense pain during child birth.She bears all the pain just to hear the sweet voice of her little baby.That is the strength,patience and bravery of a Mother.

And,my mother is just like that......a sweet,moody,mad but loving and caring mother.I have not seen God,but i am sure that Mother is one of the many avatars of God.when i was lonely,my mother was with me.when i was down,my mother had motivated me,when i was sick,my mother had spent sleepless nights besides my bed.when i had committed mistakes,my mother had rectified me.but when i achieved success,my mother never asked for anything,she just shed tears of joy.Now tell me,can someone be so divine?No,unless she is Mother or God!

Thank you Mother.Thank you for everything.Thank you for bringing me to this world.Thank you for teaching me everything.Thank you for supporting me.Thank you for guiding me.Thank you for tolerating me(well,some kids like me and 'The son of The Mask' are really mischievous).Thank you for being my Mother :)

Mother is the best friend that a kid really needs because only a mother can understand her kids perfectly.Just like she can understand that her baby is hungry from the shrieks of her baby.Thank you Mother,for being my best friend and for your guidance in every sphere of my life.

Though,i may write 'Thank You Mother' for ten thousand times,still it will not be enough to thank you enough for your sacrifices.But,as a tribute to my loving Mother,i can at least make a promise-A promise to be a good human being,just like she wanted.



Love you Mother
Loads of love :)


‘I am writing a Tribute to Mom in association with Parentous.com‘

Let your hairstyle grab more attention than your new Tablet

Well,in this tech savvy world,everybody has at least one email address/id and everybody checks his/her mailbox at least once everyday.And i am sure that everybody would have noticed some mails which state-Do you need hair therapy?Are you losing your hair?Are you afraid of hair fall?Of course,these are the so called SPAM mails,but sometimes,these type of mails freak me out because they often make me realize that it is not wise to ignore hair fall. Nobody wants to be bald like SHAKAAL(the infamous bald bollywood villain character).
Everybody must take care of his/her hairs so that he/she can experiment with new hair styles.And for girls,hairs are the most prized possession.In my opinion,the depth of a girl's beauty is directly proportional to the volume of her hairs.
Trying out new hair styles is the latest trend.Hair care products and salons are doing hell of a business now a days and TRESEMME is the latest entrant in this segment.
If you want salon like hair care and hair styles then you must try Tresemme products.Take a look at these amazing hair styles here  http://www.youtube.com/user/tresemmeindia

My personal favorite is "SIDE SWEEP".It swept my heart away.Try this hair style this summer and you will surely raise the degree of oomph factor.Even when you will walk on the streets,people will think that your hairs are "RAMP READY".That is the hair transformation that Tresemme can provide.Your hairs deserve the products from the stable of Tresemme. Go ahead,give your hairs the treat they deserve.Say goodbye to a boring hair style and of course,do not forget to clean your SPAM folder every week :)

Loads Of Love

Soldier For Women

It was one of the normal college days.We were a bunch of 2nd year guys.And as usual bunking classes was our favorite past time.we were sitting in the canteen.A group of 1st year students came there,most probably 2 gals and 1 guy.when those 1st year students took their seats,a group of 3rd year students surrounded them and started to rag them,especially the gals.We were about to stand up for the 1st year students but suddenly the 1st year guy said-Leave the gals!

There was pin drop silence.Again he said-Leave the gals.you want entertainment?i will entertain everybody.Then he started dancing and everybody started clapping.The name of that 1st year guy was SANJAY-a guy with guts and wits :)
Hats off man!Our country needs witty guys like you.

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Chicken Biriyani prepared with Fortune Rice Bran Health Oil

One can never have enough of Chicken Biriyani :D

Ingredients: Basmati Rice ( 2 cups), skinless chicken ( 600 gm), curd ( 1 cup ), cumin seeds ( 1 tsp), ginger garlic paste ( 2 tsp), coriander seeds ( 1 tsp), tomato puree ( 4 tbs), cinnamon ( 1 stick, medium), cloves ( 4 nos ),cardamon ( 2 nos ), javitri ( 1 no), onion ( 1 large ), Fortune Rice Bran Oil ( 4 tsp), milk ( 1/2 cup), saffron ( 1 strand ), chilli powder ( 1/2 tsp), turmeric ( 1 tsp), salt to taste.



Preparation: Heat a pan. Dry roast the coriander and cumin seeds and ground into a fine powder.

Beat the curd, cumin-coriander powder, ginger garlic paste, chilli powder, turmeric, tomato puree, salt, powdered cinnamon and cloves, star anise and javitri togather. Add the chicken pieces to it and allow to marinate for 2 hours.

Cut the onion into thin rings and keep aside. Soak the saffron in the milk.

Cooking: Heat a pan. Add the oil. When it becomes hot, add the onion rings and stir fry till they turn opaque. Add the marinated chicken pieces and cook for 15-20 mins or till the chicken is 80% done.

Wash the rice and add to a pressure cooker. Add 2 cups of water, cardamon and the saffron-milk along with the chicken pieces . Mix well. One can also add 1 tsp ghee at this stage to prevent the rice grains from sticking to each other. Close the lid and allow to cook for 10 minutes. Remove from fire and allow the steam to escape. Serve with raita.

And the aroma of the yummy chicken biriyani will be tough to resist :D

This post is a part of Healthy & Tasty Recipe Contest with Fortune Rice Bran Health Oil & BlogAdda.com