Shave n Wave

I,the careless me,was strolling near the balcony.
Suddenly,i heard a feminine scream-Boss,do u have sugar?
I rushed downstairs,opened the doors,n found a damsel in distress.
I said : yes,we have sugar.
She replied : Sorry,I think dat i banged d wrong door.
I said : why do you think so?
She replied : your beard does not make you look like a civilized guy.
I banged the door n grabbed my razor.
I cleaned my longgggggggggggg beard.
then I knocked the door of that sugar honey :P
She opened the door,n replied  'how can I help you?
I said : you need sugar dear.
She said : Sorry,I am unable to recognize you.
I said : you banged my door at 12:15 pm :P
She said : Ahh,you are a different person without your beard.
And then,she invited me for a cup of coffee :D




* My clean shaven look bowled her over.

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* This is my 6th post
* This post is a response to Sammya's tag on his blog entry The Perfect Focus

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#WeirdBeard

A packed metro.A new station.A perfect rush.
Many unknown faces.
One beautiful face grabbed my attention.
Experienced that Love At First Sight phrase.
I tried my level best to reach near her.
After a long struggle,I tasted success.
I greeted 'Hello Miss'.
She ignored me.I thought that my voice was not loud enough.
I greeted her for the second time.
This time she said 'What do you want Mr Weird Beard'?
I was shocked at that completely new phrase. :P
Still,I regained my composure n replied 'Nothing ma'am,u looked too familiar' :P
Then my station arrived n I ran away.I stopped at a Men's salon n had a clean shave.
After a few weeks,again I saw the same beautiful face,this time in a shopping mall.
I went near her n greeted 'Hello Miss'.
She looked at me n replied 'Who are you'?
I replied 'Mr Weird Beard' :P
She remembered that incident n smiled.
She said 'Now you are Mr Lucky Charm' :D

* My clean shaven look bowled her over.

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* This is my 5th post
* This post is a response to Sammya's tag on his blog entry Screwed 

* I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S.                movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 
   They are Sahil,Sammya & Nivedith

Shavezone

A long summer vacation.A warm sunny morning.An ever irritating alarm clock.And the speed at which time was flying away!
Finally,I woke up and prepared myself for a jogging session(Yes,i had kept my birthday resolution).
I stepped outside the confinement of boundaries of my house,stretched for a few minutes,
yawned 3-4 times and started jogging at the speed of a wounded Tortoise :P

I was almost drowsy.I was just dragging myself without any real motive.And,while taking a turn,
I bumped into someone who was on his/her top speed.Both of us fell down.
When i replenished my energy to stand up,I saw the glimpse of the 'person in motion'.
She was a pretty girl.And she was staring at me angrily.I went near her & said I am really sorry.
She started shouting-'Do not come near me.You look like a terrorist.Do not try to take advantage.'
With these lines,she stole my presence of mind.I was taken aback!
Me,a terrorist?What was so common between myself & a terrorist?
Then i remembered my long beard :P

Before the crowd could gather and show some 'Bhaigiri',I ran from the spot like a rabbit :P
And when i reached home,I cleaned the tag of a Terrorist with a razor.
After a few days,My college reopened.I went to attend my class.And,to my horror,That girl
walked into my classroom.As other seats were occupied,she sat near me.
I thought that now she will recognize me & 'Terrorist' will be my new name in college.
Suddenly she said Hello,I am Swati.I said are you a new student?She said yes,I am new in
this city.I said 'I think that we have met before.'

She said 'Really?I do not think so.' I suppressed a laugh and said 'Can't you recognize your Terrorist?'
She was shocked.She remained silent for a few moments and then both of us had a hearty laugh.
I apologized to her for the accidental crash and she did the same for her 'Terrorist' remark.
She said that she was unable to recognize me without my beard.She said now you look like
'Poster Boy' :P
I thanked her and thus began our Friendship.

My clean shaven look bowled her over.

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I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words).

They are Sahil , Nivedith & Sammya

Caught And Bowled!

"Son,are you sick?"
These were the first lines spoken by my girlfriend's mother when we met for the first time.
I was surprised when I heard this million dollar question!
I asked myself ''How on the Earth can a 5"8 adult weighing 68 kg be sick?''
I thought that this might be a psychological test or a question which seeks a deep analysis.I started exercising my stem cells.Soon adrenaline rushed and my stem cells started functioning faster than a super computer.But,after a few seconds,my brain ran out of 'cache memory' and I was unable to reach at any concrete conclusion.

So,I thought that it would be better if I start counter questioning.
After all,attack is the best form of defense!So I shooted-Why do you think so Aunty?Do I look weak?
And then she replied-Beta,A male does not shave on two occasions,either he is heartbroken or he is sick.As you are in a relationship with my daughter,you are exempted from the first case,so you automatically come under the second case.

I silently cursed my stubble and tried to find an excuse.And finally I replied-Aunty,you know,I had a night shift so I did not get enough time to shave.She replied-Ok Beta,Make sure that you meet me after grooming yourself.
The next day,I cleaned my stubble & went to meet her again.And my girlfriend's mother gave a warm smile and hugged me :)

After all,First impression may not be the Last impression!
And Last impression may be the First impression.

My clean shaven look bowled her over.

This post is a part of the Protest Against Smelly Stubble Activity in association with BlogAdda.

* This is my 3rd post
* This post is a response to Sammya's tag on his blog entry Snapped....

I would like to tag 3 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 

They are Sahil,Sammya & Nivedith

Oh my stubble!

Roll Number 10-my class teacher screamed!
I woke up from a deep slumber(proud to be a back bencher).
I started the long walk and finally reached near her desk.
She stared at me and gave a 'Frosty Nosed stare'.
I was familiar with that well known stare,i knew that something unpleasant was coming,
so I started to gather my courage.
She screamed-This is a reputed school,not any caveman's school!
I was confused.I checked my uniform,belt,badge,shoes etc & then I realized that she was pointing towards my month long stubble :P
I said,Sorry ma'am,this will never happen again.She replied-"I can accept excuses for not submitting homework,but I can never excuse that bloddy stubble.Either clean it or enjoy a holiday at home.I will take care of your attendance record.The choice is yours".It was a really shocking bouncer!After the school hours,I rushed to the nearest shop to grab a razor,a shaving foam and a after shave lotion.And after reaching home,I ignored my homework and focused on cleaning my stubble.
The next day,my class teacher came near me during the assembly and said-Caveman has transformed into a Gentleman :D
I thanked my stars and proceeded towards my classroom!And,as per her words,my class teacher did not care about my 'never so punctual' homework.

My clean shaven look bowled her over.

*This is my second post.
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I would like to tag 5 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 

They are Anita,Sammya,Shankar,Titas and Karan

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When emotions take over,I find no cover!

As a Child,i was fascinated with ice,
As a Teenager,i fell in love with Kashmir,
As a Lover,i had dreamed of snowfall,
As a Stranger,I am at Manali.

Time flew away,
Promises were forgotten,
Still,I am here,with some broken memories,
With some figments of my imagination.

I had dreamed of this moment,
I had waited for this moment,
And now,when I am living this moment
I feel that this moment was delayed beyond repair......

I am here with a Broken Heart,
I am here with an Unstable Mind, 
I am here with a Frozen soul,
I am here,But you are not!

Missing you more & more,
Missing you like never before.
Missing you is my habit,
No,i am not a 'Hobbit'.

Even the 'Sands of Time',
Are now well past their Prime,
I know that I am yours,
But you can never be mine!

P.S.
kindly ignore the mobile snaps!

A shave a day.......

Though i rarely attend my classes,i never miss my seminars and exams.So,after almost two months of self taken vacation,i went to attend a seminar.
And,all of a sudden, a junior girl came near me and said : Are you a Fresher?
I was taken aback!I remained silent and started to question myself 'How can a junior ask such a question to a senior?'She repeated the question.
I came back to my senses and I replied : do I look like a fresher?Can't u recognize me?
After hearing my voice,She recognized me at once and said 'oops!I am so sorry.Actually you are clean shaved after such a long time.So I was unable to recognize you.You look fresh.You look young.You look better.'
I was like "what?so many compliments in flat 5 seconds?"
I understood that "My clean shaven look bowled her over”
I said 'Thank You'and rushed to grab my seat.
Thank you my precious razor,for making my day a great one!

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I am accepting Sammya’s tag on his blog entry Barbaadi  and writing this post in response to the same


I would like to tag 5 bloggers and invite them to express their view on the P.A.S.S. movement through their individual blog posts (post length 200-300 words). 

They are Anita,Sammya,Shankar,Titas and Karan

Make merry with Bacardi Breezer Cranberry!

A morning breeze refreshes your heart,an evening breeze refreshes your tired muscles.

Similarly,a Bacardi Breezer(Cranberry) refreshes your soul.Beer has a season but you can enjoy a Bacardi Breezer(Cranberry) without any reason.

Now coming to the main part-The taste of Bacardi Breezer Cranberry!Well can I?I mean should I?Shouldn't you explore the exotic taste yourself?Am I violating your personal freedom?

Okay,as I have started the trailer,I have to divulge the climax.

Bacardi Breezer Cranberry tastes like the Elixir Of Life-a refreshing alcoholic beverage with Cranberry Flavour and Sparkling water.Take one sip and u can't restrain yourself from gulping down a few bottles.A must have beverage for all Cranberry Lovers out there.

Cranberries are low,creeping shrubs with small evergreen leaves.The flowers are dark pink,with very distinct reflexed petals,leaving the style and stamens fully exposed and pointing forward.They are pollinated by bees.The fruit is a berry that is larger than the leaves of the plant.It is initially white,but turns into deep red when fully ripe.It is edible,with an acidic taste.

(source:wikipedia)

Now,Let us focus on our center of attraction 'Bacardi Breezer Cranberry'.It tastes sweeter than nectar.If someone says that Bacardi Breezer is only for girls,then strongly disagree coz Bacardi Breezer Cranberry is Unisexual.Both X and Y chromosomes have equal rights over Bacardi Breezer Cranberry :D

Oh,forgot to mention that Bacardi Breezer was the first entrant in the ready-to-drink category in India.It contains 4.8% alcohol v/v and comes in a slim and sleek bottle of 330 ml.Bacardi Breezer is a pre-mix of Bacardi rum with fruit juices.

If you are a first timer,then Bacardi Breezer Cranberry will be your trustworthy 'First Date'.It will neither destroy your taste buds(like beer) nor burn your throat(like rum).It is the perfect mix of taste and that so called 'Feeling High' quotient.

If you are a regular 42.8% v/v type of persona,still u should try Bacardi Breezer Cranberry,Only then you will realize that Life exists beyond 42.8% v/v :) 

On a 'Higher Note',an insignificant breeze was enough to blow away the dress of Marilyn Monroe,so just think about the force associated with a few Bacardi Breezer Cranberry bottles :P

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P.S.

Just finished two bottles of Bacardi Breezer(Cranberry) while writing this blog.

So what are you waiting for?Open your Freezer and grab a Bacardi Breezer :)

This post ia a part of BREEZERINDIA.COM #CatchTheFlavour